S01 · E04

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Oct 13, 200321mRating 7.4

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

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