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Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God

Jul 25, 2012

Kate Beckinsale, Doug Fine and musical guest Tennis

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Episodes

The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?

Nov 14, 2011

S02 · E06

Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes

Nov 15, 2011

S02 · E07

Siri Shows Her Boobs

Nov 16, 2011

S02 · E08

A Man for All Flu Seasons

Nov 17, 2011

S02 · E09

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3

Nov 28, 2011

S02 · E10

What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad

Nov 29, 2011

S02 · E11

Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi

Nov 30, 2011

S02 · E12

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!

Dec 1, 2011

S02 · E13

The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament

Dec 5, 2011

S02 · E14

What the Butler Smelled

Dec 6, 2011

S02 · E15

Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More

Dec 7, 2011

S02 · E16

Armageddon Comes to Quiznos

Dec 8, 2011

S02 · E17

Return to A-Hole Acres

Dec 12, 2011

S02 · E18

It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet

Dec 13, 2011

S02 · E19

Miracle Whip on 34th Street

Dec 14, 2011

S02 · E20

The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!

Dec 15, 2011

S02 · E21

Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle

Dec 19, 2011

S02 · E22

Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah

Dec 20, 2011

S02 · E23

The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings

Dec 21, 2011

S02 · E24

Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve

Dec 22, 2011

S02 · E25

May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended

Jan 3, 2012

S02 · E26

Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old

Jan 4, 2012

S02 · E27

Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude

Jan 5, 2012

S02 · E28

Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!

Jan 9, 2012

S02 · E29

Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y

Jan 10, 2012

S02 · E30

The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes

Jan 11, 2012

S02 · E31

The Mime Whisperer

Jan 12, 2012

S02 · E32

The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar

Jan 16, 2012

S02 · E33

The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day

Jan 17, 2012

S02 · E34

Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove

Jan 18, 2012

S02 · E35

This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network

Jan 19, 2012

S02 · E36

The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College

Jan 23, 2012

S02 · E37

The Bourne Again Ultimatum

Jan 24, 2012

S02 · E38

Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!

Jan 25, 2012

S02 · E39

We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk.

Jan 26, 2012

S02 · E40

A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies

Jan 30, 2012

S02 · E41

The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks

Jan 31, 2012

S02 · E42

The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz

Feb 1, 2012

S02 · E43

Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas

Feb 2, 2012

S02 · E44

The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine

Feb 6, 2012

S02 · E45

"High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher

Feb 7, 2012

S02 · E46

The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon

Feb 8, 2012

S02 · E47

Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World

Feb 9, 2012

S02 · E48

Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy

Feb 13, 2012

S02 · E49

The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid

Feb 14, 2012

S02 · E50

Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight

Feb 15, 2012

S02 · E51

Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain

Feb 16, 2012

S02 · E52

The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo

Feb 21, 2012

S02 · E53

Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric

Feb 22, 2012

S02 · E54

Annie, Get Your Glock

Feb 23, 2012

S02 · E55

Death Wish 6: Natural Causes

Feb 27, 2012

S02 · E56

The Douche Who Lost His Bag

Feb 28, 2012

S02 · E57

Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues

Feb 29, 2012

S02 · E58

If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck

Mar 1, 2012

S02 · E59

Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times

Mar 5, 2012

S02 · E60

Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van

Mar 6, 2012

S02 · E61

Bridesmaids Revisited

Mar 7, 2012

S02 · E62

The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April

Mar 8, 2012

S02 · E63

She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not

Mar 19, 2012

S02 · E64

Honey, I Shrunk the Show

Mar 20, 2012

S02 · E65

The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion

Mar 21, 2012

S02 · E66

El Episodio Con El Título Español

Mar 26, 2012

S02 · E67

Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra

Mar 27, 2012

S02 · E68

That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong

Mar 28, 2012

S02 · E69

The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows

Mar 29, 2012

S02 · E70

Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's

Apr 2, 2012

S02 · E71

Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.

Apr 3, 2012

S02 · E72

Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™

Apr 4, 2012

S02 · E73

The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx

Apr 5, 2012

S02 · E74

Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.

Apr 9, 2012

S02 · E75

Flash Mob on the Bounty

Apr 10, 2012

S02 · E76

Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?

Apr 11, 2012

S02 · E77

How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.

Apr 12, 2012

S02 · E78

The Bourne Thingamajigee

Apr 16, 2012

S02 · E79

The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)

Apr 17, 2012

S02 · E80

Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five

Apr 18, 2012

S02 · E81

Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local

Apr 19, 2012

S02 · E82

I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags

Apr 23, 2012

S02 · E83

How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car?

Apr 24, 2012

S02 · E84

I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie

Apr 25, 2012

S02 · E85

What are you Doing With My Freak On?

Apr 26, 2012

S02 · E86

The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue

May 7, 2012

S02 · E87

Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?

May 8, 2012

S02 · E88

Table for Two, Said the Fatman

May 9, 2012

S02 · E89

Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!

May 10, 2012

S02 · E90

You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown

May 15, 2012

S02 · E91

The Thingy of Finite Imagination

May 16, 2012

S02 · E92

Episode 257: Literally

May 17, 2012

S02 · E93

The Channing Tatum Ultimatum

May 22, 2012

S02 · E94

This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction

May 23, 2012

S02 · E95

The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money

May 24, 2012

S02 · E96

The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It

Jun 4, 2012

S02 · E97

The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly?

Jun 5, 2012

S02 · E98

My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu!

Jun 6, 2012

S02 · E99

E-vite to a Murder

Jun 7, 2012

S02 · E100

And the Wind Cries, "Sausage"

Jun 11, 2012

S02 · E101

The Devil in the White Suburb

Jun 12, 2012

S02 · E102

The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke

Jun 13, 2012

S02 · E103

The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois!

Jun 14, 2012

S02 · E104

Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris

Jun 18, 2012

S02 · E105

Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car?

Jun 19, 2012

S02 · E106

The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store

Jun 20, 2012

S02 · E107

A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon

Jun 21, 2012

S02 · E108

Godzilla vs. The Board of Education

Jun 25, 2012

S02 · E109

The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó

Jun 26, 2012

S02 · E110

John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen

Jun 27, 2012

S02 · E111

Puss in Ugg Boots

Jun 28, 2012

S02 · E112

Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly

Jul 16, 2012

S02 · E113

Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference

Jul 17, 2012

S02 · E114

Martin Short Meets Justin Long

Jul 18, 2012

S02 · E115

Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown

Jul 19, 2012

S02 · E116

The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery

Jul 23, 2012

S02 · E117

Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol

Jul 24, 2012

S02 · E118

Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God

Jul 25, 2012

S02 · E119

Something, Something Japanese

Jul 26, 2012

S02 · E120

Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory

Jul 30, 2012

S02 · E121

Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany

Jul 31, 2012

S02 · E122

The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully

Aug 1, 2012

S02 · E123

Audit at Fiscal Point

Aug 2, 2012

S02 · E124

Understatement in Hyperbole Town

Aug 6, 2012

S02 · E125

The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons

Aug 7, 2012

S02 · E126

The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen

Aug 8, 2012

S02 · E127

Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number

Aug 9, 2012

S02 · E128

The Land That Time Totally Blanked On

Aug 27, 2012

S02 · E129

Are You There God? It's Me, Murder

Aug 28, 2012

S02 · E130

Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal!

Aug 29, 2012

S02 · E131

The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp

Aug 30, 2012

S02 · E132

The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread

Sep 4, 2012

S02 · E133

The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar

Sep 5, 2012

S02 · E134

Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time

Sep 6, 2012

S02 · E135

The Murder of Steve Victim

Sep 10, 2012

S02 · E136

The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo

Sep 11, 2012

S02 · E137

Green Eggs and Jon Hamm

Sep 12, 2012

S02 · E138

One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic)

Sep 13, 2012

S02 · E139

The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy

Sep 17, 2012

S02 · E140

Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India

Sep 18, 2012

S02 · E141

The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer

Sep 19, 2012

S02 · E142

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation

Sep 20, 2012

S02 · E143

Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening

Sep 24, 2012

S02 · E144

The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row

Sep 25, 2012

S02 · E145

Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight

Sep 26, 2012

S02 · E146

Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard

Sep 27, 2012

S02 · E147

Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts

Oct 1, 2012

S02 · E148

The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism

Oct 2, 2012

S02 · E149

The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath

Oct 3, 2012

S02 · E150

License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop

Oct 4, 2012

S02 · E151

Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest

Oct 15, 2012

S02 · E152

Love Potion Number MGD 64

Oct 16, 2012

S02 · E153

Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain

Oct 17, 2012

S02 · E154

Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia

Oct 18, 2012

S02 · E155

There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder

Oct 22, 2012

S02 · E156

Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo

Oct 23, 2012

S02 · E157

When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent

Oct 24, 2012

S02 · E158

A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan

Oct 25, 2012

S02 · E159

Part Four 6: Part Twelve

Oct 29, 2012

S02 · E160

Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker

Oct 30, 2012

S02 · E161

Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee

Oct 31, 2012

S02 · E162

The AARP Guide to Sexting

Nov 1, 2012

Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God

Episodes

The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement

Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey

Mime Riot

The Illiterate Merderer

The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?

Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes

Siri Shows Her Boobs

A Man for All Flu Seasons

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3

What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad

Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!

The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament

What the Butler Smelled

Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More

Armageddon Comes to Quiznos

Return to A-Hole Acres

It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet

Miracle Whip on 34th Street

The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!

Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle

Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah

The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings

Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve

May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended

Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old

Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude

Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!

Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y

The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes

The Mime Whisperer

The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar

The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day

Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove

This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network

The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College

The Bourne Again Ultimatum

Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!

We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk.

A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies

The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks

The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz

Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas

The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine

"High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher

The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon

Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World

Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy

The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid

Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight

Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain

The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo

Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric

Annie, Get Your Glock

Death Wish 6: Natural Causes

The Douche Who Lost His Bag

Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues

If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck

Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times

Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van

Bridesmaids Revisited

The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April

She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not

Honey, I Shrunk the Show

The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion

El Episodio Con El Título Español

Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra

That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong

The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows

Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's

Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.

Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™

The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx

Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.

Flash Mob on the Bounty

Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?

How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.

The Bourne Thingamajigee